My normally hyperactive libido has been at a bit of a low ebb the last few days, and my thoughts have been elsewhere to say the least, which is why it's been a week since I set up this blog and am only just starting to write now. I woke up this morning thinking of the myths about masturbation that the religious types used to like to spread around in hopes of scaring adolescent males out of having erections for the next 40 years or so, and wondering, for the millionth time or so, what it is that motivates these people. I have a hard time in particular with the idea that anyone who believes in God could believe masturbating causes blindness- if that were truly the case it would lead me to wonder, why God wasted His time giving us eyes in the first place, as men as a gender would all be wandering about walking into walls and trees by the age of 10 or so.
We all do it, everyone knows we all do it, and hopefully we all know by now that no one has ever lost their sight because of it, or grown a thick pelt of fur on their palms, or gone insane. (That last always gives me a giggle as well- I think masturbation has likely saved my sanity in several long dry spells rather than the opposite). So why the taboos? Why the denials? I don't walk the streets of my city in a t-shirt that says I pleasured myself today, but if I wanted to, why shouldn't I?
I haven't forgotten you, girls! It just seems that in your case, people like to just pretend it doesn't happen at all, period. Maybe you're just not as gullible as boys are when we're young and impressionable and being led to believe that touching ourselves will cause irreversible horrors to befall us.
So today's thought- If we were to establish a 'World Stay Home And Jerk Off Day,' and everyone participated, would there still be wars? Would religion still be the opiate of the masses? Would anyone vote Republican ever again?
That is all.
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Why everyone should love Ernest Borgnine
We all do it, everyone knows we all do it, and hopefully we all know by now that no one has ever lost their sight because of it, or grown a thick pelt of fur on their palms, or gone insane. (That last always gives me a giggle as well- I think masturbation has likely saved my sanity in several long dry spells rather than the opposite). So why the taboos? Why the denials? I don't walk the streets of my city in a t-shirt that says I pleasured myself today, but if I wanted to, why shouldn't I?
I haven't forgotten you, girls! It just seems that in your case, people like to just pretend it doesn't happen at all, period. Maybe you're just not as gullible as boys are when we're young and impressionable and being led to believe that touching ourselves will cause irreversible horrors to befall us.
So today's thought- If we were to establish a 'World Stay Home And Jerk Off Day,' and everyone participated, would there still be wars? Would religion still be the opiate of the masses? Would anyone vote Republican ever again?
That is all.
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Why everyone should love Ernest Borgnine
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